Fruit Flies and Day Drinking

I'm watching this little gnat
that I rescued from my red wine glass
and he is rehabilitating
like a champ
I haven't given him enough time
to sober up
but that isn't stopping me
from telling him, in full sentences,

Do Not Hang Out With The People
Tell your ant, wasp, and mosqito friends
to stay the fuck away from us
We Will Kill You
I AM TELLING YOU THIS AS A FRIEND
Your Kind Is Not Welcome Here
Get the hell out of dodge
and go live in the woods somewhere

This is what I told my gnat friend
I also warned him about over-population
and offered him water
Man, I shouldn't have a soft spot
for fruit flies
but I had to do something
I didn't mean to almost kill him
I'm just day drinking